Being a Bitch

So sam, we shall call him is a pretty normal guy. for most parts. but for the other parts, at least the ones with me he completely loses it.
i made the mistake of going out with him once, and getting drunk n kissing him
after which i lost interest and dint bother
with all due respect to him, i must be an awesome kisser fr d kinda bothering he did! and honestly he is kinda cute and should be able to get around women well ,if only he wouldnt speak.
alas he has to show off! sigh

our conversations are great sources of entertainment fr me. he has great amounts of patience and despite my repeatedly weird and nasty behaviour he fails to get it and to leave me alone.

my jokes are lost on him, so i try being completely bitchy which also conks off so now i have decided to just go with the flow? i have to give it to him. this is solo entertainment in these sad days

here we go.
sam: heyy der???
Sent at 20:40 on Tuesday
me: yh
sam: hw've u been madam
me: good.
sam: long time ... tried callin u also so many times
soo where r u these days
me: hme
sam: hme as in ?
me: wer i live
sam: no hme as in where the heart is
where u live is a house
i meant X or Y
Sent at 20:50 on Tuesday
me: x
sam: hmm
and wat happened abt ur placement
me: notin
sam: soo y u not trying
me: i wil
sam: companies have started hiring
this is the time to fight
me: g8
sam: so hwz life
me: g8
sam: and heyy u got ne local no. there ?
coz i know tum se call nahin hoga ill only have to vcall ya
me: oh i dont wn2 talk
sam: excuse me !!!1
me: yh
?
sam: i didnt get that one
me: oh u dint.
sam: i mean u dont want me to call or wat
me: i dont want to talk
yeah
sam: y wat happened ?
smthing wrong ?
me: nothin at all
sam: then y this sudden rudeness
me: what suden! i have always been rude
sam: how come i never felt it before
me: now i dont ans to it all
sam: but u can ans to a simple question i guess as to y cant u all of a sudden talk
undergoin vipashna or wat ?
me: uhm this is also nt sudden!
i never wanted 2 talk
sam: to me or nebody ?
me: right now?
u
sam: neways m not gonna call ya right a way
me: no dont bother
i am nt talkin
t care
bye
sam: arre abhi to m not callin also
me: ah good
sam: wats wrong wid u ???
me: lota things
sam: and m i responsible for all those
or ne of those
me: as far as i see it
no
sam: then y do i get punished for trying to be a good friend
me: cos am a bitch
sam: no u not
had u been that ways i wud not have been even speaking to u
me: i see
sam: u know wat i think u need to talk to somebody
me: oh really
sam: if u think m not trust worthy still ... call up someone close to u
me: like a pyschiatrst u mean?
sam: u act sounding pretty weird
no not a psychiatrist
me: oh gee
dt wud hav been fun
sam: hmm vaise m a much better than them
me: alternative career option
have fun
sam: okay now gimme ur no. like a good girl
me: good girl? haha
did u jus land from some other era
der are no good girls now
sam: arrre i dont think that ways even after so many bad experiences
there always r good ppl ... just that u dont c them
me: i want to say thats stupid or ur stupid or so? but even i am nt dt mean
sam: its not abt being stupid or not \
its about belief
me: yeah add blind to it
beleifs eh?
nice
sam: nopes
me: mebe you should write a book
sam: if there r devils there have to be angels
me: or no
make a movie
ur dramatic scenes would sell really well
sam: if u wud read i wud write
and it will sell
me: i feel like am back in high school
sam: marketing is my forte u c
me: n my friend is readin mills n boons loud
sam: wats wrong in that
werent those the best times one wud have experienced
me: what are u
a girl!
ugh
sam: i wish i cud read ...
me: well its nt like de stopped writin books
go ahead read!
sam: dats where the problem is i cant read
me: ok i cnt do dis nymore
u know wht go..jus go. bye
sam: bye take care
me:thanks fr making me laugh though
sam:the purpose is solved then
:-) g nite
sleep tight
Sent at 21:17 on Tuesday

hmmm