Arm and Eye candy

So almost at all of achan's parties,get togethers,launches any damn thing i feel foolish. i feel very eye candy though am sure he will be offended if i mention it.
Its his own fault,am not even remotely outgoing or friendly,so one has to wonder why he wants me there.

So yesterday was his new company's corporate launch and he texts me saying "important.look good.no jeans." and as an afterthought he adds "please?" and as heart wrenching as that was i was in no mood to get dressed or even step out in this heat.
much lazing around and delaying was done during which he calls and goes "ready?" and am wondering at his energy! i say "not reallly..do i have to hmm come?" and he gets obviously annoyed as expected and am hoping this ends with " fine.dont" but instead he goes " all this you have learned from your mother"

And as expected i got pretty mad cos after all my strict warnings not to mention abuses about each other to me they still do it! so i hung up on him.
Now hanging up on people make me uncomfortable. i usually tend to keep ph convo's short or like june says if i am done with it i cough for 3times and then say " yeah.hmm not feeling good,bye for now!!"

But hanging,hanging up makes me nervous. so i called back and he cut me off!
i thought thats it,in a way good,i can now just read my book and drink water melon juice in the tub. everything was looking good. but obviously someone like me is likely to have a sneaky dad! he send the driver who says " not ready yet!!"
sigh.
I cant obviously send him back! The bright side is achan definitely knows me.
I go there. get bored. jaw hurts from fake smiling. listen in amusement to acha crack bad jokes and the crowd  laughs, watch people praise him,call him a "brand by himself". wonderful.
dont eat.say, here i came now i go. he says no wait and drags me around saying "my daaauter"
:)
its ok really. i dont mind much. i guess. It would help if these abouve middle aged men wouldnt squeeze my hand so hard and do the whole eye me top-down.