Inboxed -2

1. There are para normal activities happening in my flat. The flower stand i kept on the top rack of my kitchen was sitting in front of the kitchen door today and this is the second time this is happening.

2. kuttiness

3.you miss me cos u are surrounded by haryanvi speaking clowns but i guess something is gotta pitch my price 8d.

4. can i come now? the fish curry is getting cold.

5. The guy wants to cook dinner for me. i feel privileged.

6. bertie? haha what a name. farty berty berty farty. you sure that is his name?

7.if we book our tickets now it l cost us 18 to go to istanbul

8.can you? i am in the middle of a very heated argument titled "looks matter". if itsnt trouble SEND NOW.

9.I miss sex

10. i wont. that ass will trace me out. bloody stocker. ( she meant stalker)

11. much better this morning. so sweet of you to ask.

12.The train is full of pure tamils. feels like am heading into the african heartland. naamam,kurri and oil in hair.

13. we just dont understand how you remember so many dates! we obviously dont.but thanks a ton.

14. I am in a non attached room with a small lizard looking thing for company. i hate my pathetic life.

15. kavvya madhavan is getting divorced. you heard?

16. welcome back see you at airport :)

17. hey, i finished famil matter. you were right. couldnt put it down once i started. where is the tailors book?

18.what do you mean by "yup" is it like yes combined with up?

19.you fool you still cant say if its mom or me and i am talking about your 16 page letter!

20.you cant diss me publicly on facebook and demand three messages as a make up. that is just wrong. message number three.

21. if i send you a photo of the five of us, i want you to know that as the photo was being clicked i was thinking about you..

22. calling imbalances. i am not sure what you ar trying to do. when i call you cut and then you gime a half call. confused.

23.when i first met you, i hugged you first and almost sat down, then i saw your head tilted in this angle and i did everything to make it the best first kiss

24.Did you like it? we are going to get it stiched in the evening. come along if you are free

25. congrats on the new job. we always said right. stick to journo.