1. When people say " you know what? " and then look at "you" in anticipation and its not just enough that you look back eagerly, but you gotta say " yeah what?"
i will NOT.ask. you. what.
2. you clean up your entire flat each day. day in. day out. and then your father decides to scream about a lonely guitar occupying some little space on the 3 seater and your question of " are you going to be sitting on all the sofas at the same time?" is met with icy cold glares
3. which brings me to : people who play guitar shouldnt harbour hopes of well manicured french done nails.
4. Never reveal where exactly you are from, cos it leads to not-needed-at-all questions like this. ps: this can also be under " why you shouldnt go to work on holidays"
so i left my pen drive with all my scribbles that are supposed to be given in soon at my desk and so i go in today. its a holiday and i run in to tiny man with mole on upper lip who is glad to see me and who i think had visions of camaraderie. the kind that will go in to his secret diary hidden beneath his bed. ( call me paranoid if u will) bu there is something not-nice about him.
anyway.
he doesnt let me look for that elusive pen drive in peace but proceeds to harangue me about our similair backgrounds and his heartfelt liking for fish. "just like you" he declared.
i flip phone and pretend to talk on it. ( i am doing this a lot now)
5. Never tell your yoga instructor " yeah i can do that, i am very flexible" or " yeah that sit in an indian loo type asana"
why do i shoot my mouth off like this.
i am beginning to think its a disease.
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