Life is all Haha Heehee

So this is the letter from Guest Affairs Department, Etihad Airways;

Dear Mr. /Ms A
Thank you for writing to us. With regards to your query please be advised, that for guests entitled to travel in Coral Economy, two checked pieces of baggage (measured together) of which the sum of the greatest outside linear dimensions does not exceed 107 inches (273cm) provided that the outside linear dimensions of each bag does not exceed 62 inches (158cm) and provided the weight of each bag does not exceed 50 Ib (23 kg).
We look forward to welcoming you on board Etihad Airways, and wish you a pleasant journey.
Yours Sincerely,

And this is boi to me:

It's 23 kg each. Bring all shoes :)

A

and you guys, the world is a happy,peaceful place again.
ps: am very aware how silly i sound. but oh,to be silly again.