Tv Is On

You know you are watching too much Tv when you have your favorite kingfisher calendar girl, mark my words.
now speaking of the above there is this super beautiful long legged woman am totaly rooting for,her name is,tara and she has got everything going for her.

couple of reasons why you should also see some reality tv:
1. you can totally feel nauseous about yourself, if you are not already ie with respect to what exactly you are doing about things such as diet and exercise.

2.there is a very hot Milind soman sitting around, sometimes dressed in some lovely casual white shirts, sometimes almost naked and still in excellent shape at 40plus.

3.You can continue to be surprised at the stupidity that is allowed even on national tv, like for eg all the leggies are sitting around our almost greek looking boy in this session about who they will kick out next, yes, the infamous voting out scene essential to all real-reel shows. so this one girl,votes another and when asked for a reason cooes,"i dhont lyke heer dhark skeen" -i say it like this cos this was her accent, not sure what part of the world she arrived from. now the other girl, in my mind already btw has my vote, goes,plaintively "but she is dark skinned too" so does this mean she has a problem with dark skin.
yes lady, any thing other than beleiving that someone could have a problem with you. right?

Tv also had for me, on Globe trekker in Travel and living where this lady sat in this very breezy looking outdoor area,i forget place, i vaguely think,korea/vietnam,so she has this sausage shaped thing in front of her, which i wasnt really looking at since i had just got back and it was 1 at night and i was busy piling food on my own plate, when i heard her say "its the penis of a --" i failed to hear that,in obvious disgust that overcame,i do think she said buffalo/pig.
she goes on to explain that the locals beleive that eating the body part of whichever animal in turn makes ur that organ stronger.

well, good luck with that strong penis lady. conclusion: "its uhm cheeewy"
aah, you say!! she took just a bite though, guess penises are really not her thing!

she also went on to eat in their worst food from the world section " uterus of a again---" something i dint hear,busy staring at said woven looking white filmy thing.
and lastly,wait for it; a family of 4 were trying to feed this guy seal's excreta: trust me i make this up not. i havent completely lost it yet and plus i would never have come up with seal!

They were also talking about the much pondered upon topic of national crisis: the deepika-ranbir break up. analysis has been going on for a while now,and we have two prime suspects,one is his mother the publicised evil lady who couldnt accept deepi as a daughter in law and we have our season flavor the pretty kaif woman,who is innocently running around promoting her zillion movies.
i almost feel bad for this katrina woman, not only does she have her own shit to deal with, whenever her supposedly boyfriend of a while,Mr Salman is disrespectful of any woman,its cos she has said something by way of pillow talk, not cos some people at 40 still need to learn manners.

ok am huffing and puffing now. you see what tv has done to me.it has reduced me to this.i am playing sides, indginant anger for underdogs.
yeah well.they say splitsvilla is coming soon. ps: gilmore girls on zee cafe,a whole season i havent seen. the joys i tell you are many.