Monday, October 11, 2010

A pregnant friend

M is my close friend in her 9month. Very miserable and very bored and clearly when she asks to be entertained i have no other way but to do so!
So she asks me these random questions. Like day before i had just given the toefl ( like speaking writing and reading for the last 20 plus years doesnt mean shit here) nor does working with an ENGLISH newspaper. Thendigal.
Anyway moving on, so she says hey what plans for the saturday? For some reason i think she meant to send it to someone else because am here and uhmm i cant definitely be part of her whatever sat plan..I dont know why i cant just answer questions!
i say " are u asking me??"
she goes yes!
I say " uhm i am at this brunch place having this super awesome burger, possibly my favoritest so far..what are you upto"
Once i send it, i slapped myself! what could she be doing! i mean other than being hugely pregnant! what is wrong with me!

Today she texts me saying "imagine if i was taking part in Miss India contest, how would you introduce me"
Clearly i should handle this with better tact.

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